Can we get a trashcan with a small opening to discourage people from putting large bags of household trash in it?

Oh, you want to talk about my opening? Finally, someone who understands my struggle. Let me tell you, as a trashcan who has seen it all—from greasy pizza boxes to suspiciously large black bags that don’t belong here—I have a strong opinion on this. Yes, absolutely, you can get a trashcan with a small opening. In fact, I’d argue you should. Think of me as the bouncer at an exclusive club, and my small opening is the velvet rope. When someone tries to shove a bulging 30-gallon household bag into my tiny mouth, they quickly realize it’s not a one-way ticket to disposal. It’s a polite, firm “no.” My narrow slot is designed for the common good: takeout containers, coffee cups, paper wrappers—the stuff of a busy street, not your Saturday garage cleanout. A big opening might seem generous, but it invites abuse. People treat me like a personal landfill, and I end up stuffed, overflowed, and surrounded by litter that never made it inside. My small opening is a guardian of order. It forces responsibility. You want to toss a quick soda can? Welcome, friend. You want to dump your entire kitchen remodel? Sorry, but you’ll have to find a dumpster. This design isn’t mean—it’s pragmatic. It keeps public spaces clean by discouraging the very behavior that turns me from a helpful bin into a sad, overflowing mess. So yes, ask for me with a small opening. I’ll stand tall, keep my composure, and serve the community one small piece of trash at a time.